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Source: brotips

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collegehumor:

News Feed History of the World: June 2012 [Click to continue reading]
Read news the only way you know how…by skimming.

collegehumor:

News Feed History of the World: June 2012 [Click to continue reading]

Read news the only way you know how…by skimming.

Source: College Humor

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Prom… was fun. Got to spend the whole night with my girlfriend, hence fun… haha. Kind of ignored everyone else, which was probably best , considering i only really like half the people from our group. But anyway, that night was great, and i’m sure Jack could verify that considering i heard he was creepin’ on us at least a little. But that’s cool bro. We all gotta creep sometimes hahaha. Then saturday morning, i had to leave early (and make my girlfriend leave early) so i could go to a soccer game, which we won by forfeit because the other team didnt show up. That sucked. a lot. i could’ve had so much more fun…anyway, then sunday i played pretty much the game of my life, and you can ask my teammates about it, and pretty much singlehandedly saved my team’s ass over and over. And made my penalty kick in the shootout. And we still f**king lost. that sucked as well. And today (yesterday now, since its 12:30) i got to hang out with my beautiful girlfriend again. SO the last 4 days have been pretty great, considering even though the whole soccer thing sucked for the most part, i got to hang out with all my friends on the team, since it’s our last season and it was our second to last tournament. Highlight of it all: Prom. Why? She made it fantastic :) I hope she sees this, because i don’t wanna have to text her like the exact same thing haha. But she probably already knows how i feel :) But just so everyone else knows. Although you might know too…WHATEVER I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF! Great time, and hopefully it’s just the start :)

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Source: bringingxcback

I feel like this ISN’T JUST ABOUT BROS 

I feel like this ISN’T JUST ABOUT BROS 

Source: brotips

collegehumor:

Robert Griffin III Beats Off On Leno
Leno’s comedy is getting edgier.

collegehumor:

Robert Griffin III Beats Off On Leno

Leno’s comedy is getting edgier.

Source: College Humor

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"So I’m thinking about selling this WWII rifle i found in France over the summer… Was never fired and only dropped once… I’ll throw in the white flag that was laying next to it"

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That a man arrested last august is being sentenced this year in july, in a trial where he plead no contest… i dont get it… so much for an effective court system haha. Oh well, at least his life is effectively ruined. He deserves it

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Are the creepiest thing since Cookie.